MASTODON Emperor of Sand Band T-shirt

Mastodon – Emperor of Sand Relic Tee
The desert crowned its monarch and he showed up on your chest. Gold glyphs, bone mask, candlelit halo, his is doom pageantry at its most regal. The artwork looks like it crawled out of a scorched ziggurat carrying a staff and a bad mood, then decided to form a band. Black cotton for the night, molten accents for the heat shimmer, and enough drama to start a weather pattern. Put it on and claim dominion over every dust blasted venue you haunt.

Perfect for:
• Declaring yourself ruler of the smoking section
• Outrunning time with a double kick
• Summoning breakdowns that peel paint

Details:
• Officially licensed Mastodon merch
• 100% cotton, breathable and battle ready
• Regal gold typography with the Emperor of Sand artwork front and center
• Unisex fit, imperious yet comfy

Care Instructions:
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble low or dry on a throne of sun  bleached bones. Do not iron the crown unless you enjoy curses.