METALLICA Metal Up Your Ass

This tee says what your mum won’t.

Gritty black base featuring the world's most dangerous loo. A hand holding a dagger shoots up from a toilet bowl under the classic “Metal Up Your Ass” in white jagged font. Classy? No. Iconic? Obviously.

Perfect for:
• Ruining dinner parties
• Upsetting landlords
• Declaring war on subtlety

Details:
• Officially licensed
• 100% cotton
• Toilet, blade, and attitude all included
• Not safe for family functions

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Flush carefully.