TOOL BW Spectre Band T-shirt

This shirt contains exactly zero straight lines, just spirals of meaning. You don’t wear Tool, you ascend with it.

Perfect for:
• Pondering geometry at a rave
• Listening to drum solos with your third eye
• Pretending you read philosophy

Details:
• Glossy symbol that whispers “don’t ask”
• Blacker-than-black base layer
• Built to withstand spiritual dissonance
• Officially licensed
• 100% cotton (etched with cosmic paranoia)

Care Instructions:
Wash inside out. Hang dry next to your crystals.